I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick. Next time you use big words, try and use one that makes sense. The use of legitimately in this text in no way reinforces the statement. And those of you that want to say I'm "The word police" or "Grammar Nazi" can play a nice quiet game of hide and go fuck yourselves.
Sign up or log in to share. Haha that would be hot if you were into that kind of thing! High off the dick :P. I love the last picture also why are you letting her do that kind of drug to begin with? Those drugs really fuck a person up. Though I guess if you didn't care about that person then yeah let them do that. Since you don't care if it kills them.
Top definition. Jesus , Why does this always happen to me? September 28,