Excuse the pun. If your girl wants to lick your asshole, my male reader friend, you will not become gay. Well, perhaps in the old-fashioned definition. The idea that you might refrain from, or miss out on experiencing such pleasure because your mindset is short-sighted, well — shame on you.
In fact, that very possibility might explain why something like 60 percent of the adult population has never once, in our entire boring little lives, dared to have anal sex, let alone place our tongue, however gingerly, on or about the butt hole of another person. I get that. And for straight men, the numbers are even smaller. But for the brave bung-diving brotherhood and sisterhood , this crapshoot, as it were, is simply not an obstacle. In private, it may be a different story. Butt cheeks — both his and hers — are designed to be parted.
I mean, gross. As I got older, I became less of a stick in the mud and decided to give anal more of a chance. Eventually, I discovered that, done right, women absolutely loved it , and soon I enjoyed it a fair bit too.
There's a sexual conundrum out there, one no one talks about. In general, girls love to have their asses eaten. And, in general, men have no idea how to do it.